LEARN HOW TO…
(In one weekend)
My email list isn’t just playing around — it’s the powerhouse driving serious revenue in my business.
Here’s a rewrite that highlights notable successes without overstating or comparing directly to others’ numbers, while keeping your bold brand voice:
Stats show email marketing averages a killer ROI of $36 for every dollar spent—way ahead of any other channel.
My email list isn’t just a side hustle; it’s a powerful revenue driver in my business, consistently outperforming other marketing efforts.
Even with a smaller audience than social media, my list delivers engagement, connection, and steady results.
So if you’ve been wondering whether email is still a thing, trust me—it’s alive, thriving, and ready to work for you.
Emails that don’t just sit pretty—they grab attention, spark fire, and make money.
How do you take your email list from “meh” to the ultimate money-maker?
No matter if your audience is teeny-tiny right now…
No matter if your budget feels like pocket change…
No matter if you’re rocking a team (or solo boss!)…
No matter what product or service you’re selling…
No matter the industry, niche, or market you play in…
No matter if your list has been cold, lifeless, or ghost-town status…
No matter if you’ve got all the time in the world—or barely a minute to spare…
I don’t have endless hours to crank out emails for my list—and honestly, when I’m racing the clock, my creative edge goes out the window. My quirky wit and charm? Yeah, not so much.
I need a creative spark, breathing room, a strategy that isn’t pure chaos, and an email plan that pretty much runs itself.
Three no-BS moves to own your email mastery and cha-ching those emails!
Apply What You Learn
Use kickass frameworks and tools that make planning promos and scheduling campaigns a breeze—turn your list into a money-making machine running smooth all year long.
Learn Unique Strategies
Learn how to flip your quirks, rants, weird habits, wild stories, and all those offbeat obsessions into emails your list can’t stop devouring—emails that build real trust and leave them hungry for the next juicy send.
Freebies!
Craft a lead magnet that cuts through the noise, solves one clear problem for your perfect people, and sparks instant curiosity—setting the stage for trust, connection, and sales without overwhelm.
About The Quirky Rebel Email Strategist, Gregory Halpen
Hey, I’m Gregory.
I got my start in the marketing game wayyyyy back in 2006 at Coach Training Alliance, a powerhouse in the coaching world.
Since 2006, I’ve been teaching entrepreneurs to unleash their quirks, break the mold, and grow wildly profitable email lists without selling out or succumbing to fear-driven tactics. I believe business should be you — colorful, messy, vibrant, ethical, and totally unfiltered. I’m here to help you stop being a watered-down version of yourself and start showing up like the badass you really are.
I pour my rebellious energy into everything I do—from crafting emails that roar to teaching ethical marketing that respects both you and your audience. With my step-by-step methods, you’ll ditch overwhelm, skip the fluff, and build a list full of the right people who can’t wait to buy from you.
Here’s What You’ll Get:
20- Minute Masterclass Video: Walkthroughs that break down the entire list-building process.
A Comprehensive Guide with a collection of carefully crafted templates and worksheets designed to streamline and simplify the process of creating your freebie and writing your emails.
Lead Magnet Training: How to create freebies your audience will actually appreciate.
Email Framework: A proven system to write story-driven emails that build trust and inspire action.
Access to Inbox Uprising Membership: Join a community of marketers who are pioneering human-first email marketing.
Don’t just take our word for it…
Ready to burn the playbook, launch your list, and make more sales?
We understand how challenging this can feel.
Weak email engagement freaking sucks. But you don’t have to settle for that. Our workshop hands you the storytelling ammo to grab your audience by the eyeballs and get them moving. Picture emails that don’t just get read—they hit deep, build real trust, and fire up your sales. Time to flip the script and turn your email game from meh to unforgettable.
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